- me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
- me: today how you are
Plot twist: Robert Downey Jr comes out of nowhere and wins the 2012 presidential election
what are you talking about that’s not a plot twist it’s a highly likely situation
(Source: staywithme-arienette, via theklllers)
all americans are free to come and sleep on my couch if romney is elected just fyi
(via foreverbandgeek)







